Wallbanger - Alice Clayton

Started out really promising and hilarious. But it quickly got to the point of just being too much, and then it just went on and on. They’re taking it slow, I get it, now get on with it.

And by the way, is there a way to eat oysters like a man?

Cold, crisp, like a burst of seawater in my mouth, I moaned around the fork as he slipped the tines back out. He grasped his own oyster and tossed it back like a man,

Seriously, what does that even mean? I didn't know that eating oysters was gender specific.