Started out really promising and hilarious. But it quickly got to the point of just being too much, and then it just went on and on. They’re taking it slow, I get it, now get on with it.
And by the way, is there a way to eat oysters like a man?
Cold, crisp, like a burst of seawater in my mouth, I moaned around the fork as he slipped the tines back out. He grasped his own oyster and tossed it back like a man,
Seriously, what does that even mean? I didn't know that eating oysters was gender specific.